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CHASING THE SCREAM
STRIPPING, Part I
What kind of woman "camps" in an Astro Van ... in the middle of nowhere ... with a male nudist she just met?
ME, apparently.
"At least I'm alive," I sigh as I squat to relieve myself in the nearby thicket. The thorny, thistly thicket ...
I've been a clusterfuck of BAD decisions in the last 1,440 minutes, but at least I can be poetic about it.
In his defense, his first words to anybody he encounters are proud protests against anything against his penis, unless it's vagina.
I just thought he meant when he's alone. Or with his friends and family. Or with consenting vaginas. He also means with strangers he offers free van mattress and board to.
I wonder what you'd think about all this? Then I wonder why I even give two fucks. We're "just friends."
I can rise and shine to the dewy aroma of au naturel cock all I want. I could even suck Deadpool's "wheezing bag of dick tips" if I so desired ... FEM LIB, DAMMIT!!!
But the balmy wave your thumbs swept across my knuckles, as you asserted that you'd be back in eight months, intimated something more.
OK fine, I obviously care: care what you think and feel, care about your hopes and dreams, care if you fuck.
And who knows? Maybe the way I attract trouble turns you on?
The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:
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This video on YouTube:
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CHASING THE SCREAM
ReplyDeleteSTRIPPING, Part I
What kind of woman "camps" in an Astro Van ... in the middle of nowhere ... with a male nudist she just met?
ME, apparently.
"At least I'm alive," I sigh as I squat to relieve myself in the nearby thicket. The thorny, thistly thicket ...
I've been a clusterfuck of BAD decisions in the last 1,440 minutes, but at least I can be poetic about it.
In his defense, his first words to anybody he encounters are proud protests against anything against his penis, unless it's vagina.
I just thought he meant when he's alone. Or with his friends and family. Or with consenting vaginas. He also means with strangers he offers free van mattress and board to.
I wonder what you'd think about all this? Then I wonder why I even give two fucks. We're "just friends."
I can rise and shine to the dewy aroma of au naturel cock all I want. I could even suck Deadpool's "wheezing bag of dick tips" if I so desired ... FEM LIB, DAMMIT!!!
But the balmy wave your thumbs swept across my knuckles, as you asserted that you'd be back in eight months, intimated something more.
OK fine, I obviously care: care what you think and feel, care about your hopes and dreams, care if you fuck.
And who knows? Maybe the way I attract trouble turns you on?
The Whorely Virgin Channel on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzvyGucBo1XBwiEPwc36eHw
This video on YouTube:
youtu.be/z9sDaSv7Etg